The average homeowner can install it it it in your question you seem to really hate ceramic tile is dont put it it.
We have a 3000 square foot house that is 12 years old. Every bit is ceramic tile. It is really very easy to take care of.
We chose a tile that has a stone look to it and a very dark grout. It really doesn’t have to be mopped every day and it holds up better than wood. It also doesn’t trap a lot of mold, dirt, lint and other stuff that carpet does. Kids and dogs can not damage it.
We do have some area rugs but they can be rolled up and taken to a local company that cleans them for us.